{"product_id":"hang-in-there-it-could-be-worse-t-shirt-funny-sloth-graphic-tee","title":"Hang In There It Could Be Worse T-Shirt — Funny Sloth Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody; font-size: 17px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003eDitch the toxic positivity. This isn't your average motivational poster—it’s a darkly comedic reality check for anyone who feels like they’re dangling by a thread while the world waits below with an open mouth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003eFeaturing a frantic monkey and a very patient lion, this navy tee trades blind optimism for a hilarious reminder: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleEmphasizedBody; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\"It could be worse.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleEmphasizedBody; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eThe Vibe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003eA rich \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleEmphasizedBody; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eNavy Blue\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e canvas for high-stakes jungle drama. It’s the ultimate uniform for the realist who handles chaos with a side of dry humor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleEmphasizedBody; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eThe \"Buttery\" Feel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 0px 36px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleEmphasizedBody; font-weight: bold;\"\u003ePremium Softness:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e Ring-spun cotton that’s soft enough to soothe even the most stressful Tuesdays.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 0px 36px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleEmphasizedBody; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eHardware-Free:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e A seamless, printed neck label—no scratchy tags to distract you from the \"lion\" in your life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 0px 36px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleEmphasizedBody; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eStructured Fit:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e Ribbed collars and shoulder taping ensure you look crisp, even if you're losing your grip.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleEmphasizedBody; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 0px 36px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleEmphasizedBody; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eThe Reality Check:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e Perfect for the friend who knows that \"hanging in there\" is an extreme sport.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 0px 36px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleEmphasizedBody; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eLived-In Comfort:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e Lightweight (4.2 oz\/yd²) and breathable for those high-pressure moments.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 0px 36px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleEmphasizedBody; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eEthical Quality:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e Oeko-Tex certified, so your conscience can stay as clear as the monkey's isn't.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; 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